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The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.
What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.
by HildaSimp January 5, 2025
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15 january 2025

the day this definition was posted for urban dictionary to review
as of typing this it's currently 15 january 2025
by RF5C January 15, 2025
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Cannabis Januais

The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.
I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
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Cannabis Januais

The month where you give up drinking and replace it with cannabis.
Im not drinking in January but instead I am doing Cannabis Januais! Happy Cannabis Januais!!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
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13 january

It is a national downgrade day on this day girls cheat on their loyal boyfriends and downgrade themselves to become maid
Girl cheated on her bf on 13 january with chpari ultra pro max drunk piss of shit who is going to become future airport for his kids.
by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025
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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
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Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.
Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January
by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018
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