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Jacob

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by anonymous March 25, 2022
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jacob

a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.
person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake
by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022
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Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
by qwefera March 28, 2022
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Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.
LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"
by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is the gayest nigga your ever gonna meet. He’s gay asf and sucks hobo dick in the back alley next to his mom. He’s a big head ass Nigga and if your friends with him, kys.
Squidward: Hey it’s that gay emo nigga Jacob
Jacob: HOWD YOU KNOW?!
by latindevil77 January 23, 2022
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Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world
Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.
by Displexified January 25, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of person who would sometimes be there for u, he will like u if ur very funny and just like him in a girl or boy, Jacobs are very attractive, They always try to look good everyday. Jacobs are very quiet but can be loud around people they like, They are not very social but somehow everyone knows them.
" I love Jacob"
by Guzemily January 25, 2022
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