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Imaginary Friend Clubs

The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.
"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"
by SmarterSean August 19, 2023
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Doot Club

by Doot Master 3000 March 25, 2023
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Club Social

It's a white cracker dick party. In some occasions, it's when people randomly throw white crackers at someone's face. In other moments, it's a group circle consisting of several self-propelled sausage fans. Either way, it's a lot of dicks spinning. Or a lot of crackers in the face.
I was on a bus with colleagues, heading back from a nice dinner, when all of a sudden someone initiated a club social. Next thing i know i'm getting hit in the face with some saltine motherfuckers.
by no buenos. May 21, 2022
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gacha club

a game available on android and ios (play game with hazmat suit on)
the final stage of cancer
if you play it on any device you'll die of death
humanoid_1: wanna play gacha club
humanoid_2: sure
these two were diagnosed for having brain aneurysm later on
by get unrealistic July 3, 2022
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The Buffs Club

A place where you can fuck your colleagues in the parking lot.
The Buffs Club tonight?

Yeah I’ll ready the ute and some tinnies and you turn snap maps off so your girlfriend/boyfriend doesn’t see it.
by Kaye knows 123 December 23, 2022
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Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.
BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.
by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020
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The One-arm club

Heheheheheheheh...
Hym "Ha! The One-arm club! Hahahahaha! I like that. Nimona was good! 10/10 would recommend."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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