Ghosting

According to Chanel Oberlin on the second season of Scream Queens, it’s basically when you do a number two and look down at the paper and there’s NOTHING there. And so you stand up and look in the toilet and there’s nothing there either, because the turd got somehow shot down the hole before you even flush.

Example: A turd ghosting me in the morning would absolutely ruin my day!

by hunteethisbussymagical September 14, 2023

Hawaiian Ghost

A vengeful spirit that chokes its victims as the victim eats.

I took a munch out of a Peruvian Groundcherry, and I was suddenly choked by a Hawaiian Ghost.

by Youngster Nicky June 9, 2017

Ghost rider

Someone who sleeps with you and immediately disappears into the night.

Girl #1 - “Damn he didn’t ghost you did he?!”
Girl #2 - “Worse... he was a ghost rider...”

by thebronchwhisperer March 30, 2022

Ghetto ghost

A low battery chirp coming from your smoke detector

The ghetto ghost won’t stop haunting me

. But I’m to cheap and lazy to spend the buck to appease it wants .

by Jimmy jimmy January 12, 2018

swagger ghost

Swagger Ghost is a lit ghost who will burn you alive when he says a powerful roast at you. He fucks all of your girls whenever a husband or boyfriend has left them alone. But dont try to mess with him or you will get a unexpected surprise...

"Swagger Ghost is too amazing"

by Justlivinlifelikecrazy January 12, 2017

ghost-wealthy

the act of having lots of money, but in forms of objects you own.

yeah, i'm ghost-wealthy. i have a diamond at home worth $3 million. but do i have $3 million? no.

by Rutherfordium-256 July 2, 2022

Sexy Ghost

A very sexy (not scary, masculine or extremely seducing and womanizing ghost at all😅) who is summoned by singing a special chant and once you do he will mercilessly fuck the shit outta you until dawn starting from midnight

Ahh! a g-ghost.. A… Sexy Ghost
Five minutes later: Ah~ g-g-ghost s-slow down a little b-bit its too m-much ngh~

by GhxstDaGoat January 27, 2023