An event that suddenly and randomly happens out of nowhere and often drastically changes a plot or conversation
So I sent them a funny video that they described as offensive and suddenly a crack whore explosion ensued where they started bashing me for being wildly insensitive.
by YuOfTheNight August 23, 2020
Get the Crack whore explosionmug. by carmelococaine February 22, 2012
Get the convienent crack storemug. by Understanding-the-youths May 14, 2018
Get the Cracks my grahamsmug. Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."
by Velveeta Jaxson August 31, 2013
Get the Crack Rock Bottommug. by Cumshot69420 June 9, 2021
Get the Whats Cracking Shawty?mug. by raybeez February 10, 2022
Get the crack shaka lakamug. 🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023
Get the Ass crack of fuckmug.