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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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Scott Community College

a community college with the hottest bitches, especially Payton and Sam
Wow, Payton is so sexy. She must be going to Scott Community College!
by Hotbitchesonly September 15, 2022
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Redfield College

Underrated School. Small, but produces world class gentlemen.
Gheez, those Redfield College boys are an example of true gentlemen
by O.P.P February 27, 2021
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Gilmore College

Absolute shithole of a high school located in Kwinana, Perth.
Known for it's drug dealers and fights, this independent public school might as well be known as a Smokemart dependent on the students selling cones and vapes in the toilets.
"yo brah what school u go to?"
"fark dard I go to Gilmore College it's so shit I swear."
"shit man i heard that place is full of junkies."
"yeah ded."
by bigjohnson2000 February 28, 2025
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hayling college

Girl: what school do you go to
Me: hayling college

Girl: I'm sorry

Me: yep
by Littlelorehunter September 3, 2023
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College Georges Charpak

College Georges Charkpak is a shitty middle school in Brindas, Lyon, France with the most stupid people. There are a lot of fights for the stupidest reasons. All those the food there is good don’t be fooled there are hairs on the bread and the yogurt has teeth in it. DON’T GO TO THAT SCHOOL.
College Georges Charpak is the shittiest place you will ever go to.
by Clara Nols December 5, 2019
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Qlown college

A college or university that doesn't teach any kind of marketable skill, but wants to charge crippling debt for an increasing worthless degree.
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
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