Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.
by turk nigga March 26, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.
by christian lad April 18, 2018
Get the christianmug. Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
Get the Christianmug. A literal firecracker usually doesn't care about people's feelings and he would rather think logic than have emotion. A very mean man. When people are trying to get him on task and help him he gets all defensive and doesn't care about anybody else but himself. Usually, he is kind of tall and he always wears sweaters with brown hair. Really racist sometimes. But he also has some things deep and hidden that he doesn't want to bring up that happened in his past. He also has low self-esteem. Overall mid man.
by GreenSmellyman April 27, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
Girl 2: He is properly a Christian
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021
Get the Christianmug. by Schnodi August 15, 2022
Get the A Christianmug. 