bag of dicks

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition

person A: Did you get married yet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.

by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009

douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!

by Loseph May 9, 2005

aids bag

Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS

An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy

I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.

Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.

by Assex 776 October 15, 2007

bag whore

one who has sex for grugs

kathy lee gifford is such a bag whore

by joel mcnasty March 16, 2003

goody bag

When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.

Damn! It stinks like shit in here! I bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer.

by Patrick & John August 20, 2011

jew bag

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

by mikeisreallygay June 3, 2006

ass-bag

1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment

You are such an ass-bag!

by Ninny & Robyn November 11, 2006