Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
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by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019
Get the Asshole mug.When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
Get the Asshole failure mug.A motorcyclist who finds pleasure in having his/her full beam lights on when they are not needed, just so that they piss you off.
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017
Get the Asshole mug.A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
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by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022
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1) the type to act like a common asshole
2) the type who is just something else but still acts like an asshole (like humans were monkeys)
1) the type to act like a common asshole
2) the type who is just something else but still acts like an asshole (like humans were monkeys)
rando person: bro kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: kevin is just a different breed
rando person: kevin is just a different species of asshole 🙄
other rando person: kevin is just a different breed
rando person: kevin is just a different species of asshole 🙄
by anonymous October 13, 2021
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