Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

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Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022

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Asshole Snipers

A term for heterosexual males who occasionally engage in anal intercourse under the pretenses of being DL under that they will not be exposed for being undercover homosexuals

Those dudes don't think anybody knows about their tendencies of being Asshole Snipers but they've been ousted by the people that they "secretly" butt fucked

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 10, 2025

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Asshole

look at a pond, see that guy staring you back, that's an Asshole.

Man, Stop being such an Asshole

by yeetboy21 February 28, 2018

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A nickname for the Montour Run Road exit in Pittsburgh, located on the Parkway West just outside of downtown. People are known to cut each other off, speed, and bob and weave through traffic. A caution zone for most drivers unless you are getting off.

I'm getting off the business loop, so I'm gonna try not to wreck at Asshole Alley.

by Maukali2016 August 13, 2016

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Asshole

When someone gets upset over things that aren't worth getting upset over. Life is too short to be acting mean or yelling. Have perspective on the real issues. Being an asshole is blowing thing up to be way bigger than it needs to be.

Don't be an asshole Steve!! Happy wife happy life!!

by Melba82 March 5, 2017

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