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"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
Get the Texas Two-Way mug.A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
by izzafartsmeller August 22, 2011
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On the ride home from a dinner at the local mexican joint. Karen gave mark a little Texas roadhead, only to feel a blistering sensation.
by Banger_BarelyKnowHer January 1, 2018
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They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.
Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.
They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.
Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.
Example 1:
"Hey, Jay, you wanna go Taste of Texas?"
"Hells to the yeah, Katlyn, but haven't we been 6 times today already?"
"SHIT YEAH!"
Example 2:
"Shit I just had a heart attack because I ate 3 waffle breakfasts"
Example 3:
"ALL DAY BREAKFAST=GOD'S GIFT TO MAN"
"Hey, Jay, you wanna go Taste of Texas?"
"Hells to the yeah, Katlyn, but haven't we been 6 times today already?"
"SHIT YEAH!"
Example 2:
"Shit I just had a heart attack because I ate 3 waffle breakfasts"
Example 3:
"ALL DAY BREAKFAST=GOD'S GIFT TO MAN"
by Dr K. Green PhD October 28, 2019
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The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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