Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.

Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

egg.

egg.

egg.

by eggsareegg May 12, 2022

egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

egg

egg

egg

by GoogiesMansion January 5, 2020

kuester egg

The act of having a butt plug inserted while going about your day as if everything was normal.

Dude, I think that chick is rockin a kuester egg. Look at the way she is walking.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 March 18, 2022

egg

WHY THE F___ IS THEIR SO MANY WAYS TO COOK THIS YELLOW S__T

how do you want your eggs

me: "looks with death stare"

by w h a t t h e f e c c November 2, 2018