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Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.
Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
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Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water
I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
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Bush monster

When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.
Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.
by BushLover123 June 16, 2025
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Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.
Hey man, check out that monster set of mams
by AndyTheRoo April 30, 2011
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Green monster

by Boo big green beans June 13, 2019
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Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.
That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster
by The paper June 13, 2025
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