Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

egg

egg cult. EGG CULT. Also its something that comes out of a butthole. Yeah kinda gross

I like eggs

by deadkilly October 13, 2020

gifted mythic egg

An item in the ROBLOX game known bee swarm simulator, it always hatches a gifted mythic bee, usually one you don't want.

Guy: I am about to use a gifted mythic egg! Oh no i got a gifted spicy bee, BTW im a blue hive :(

by cf23 August 20, 2024

Egg

the thing that is shit out by cocks every day

Did you just see the cock shit out that egg??!!

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark June 3, 2020

Egg-thirty

Instead of 8:30 it's egg thirty and time to eat eggs

It's egg-thirty, do you want eggs?

by Grandarthma July 17, 2025

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021