The Freakish Cluster Bear is the most fearsome creature ever known, by any being, celestial or otherwise, it killed Jesus, birthed Satan, skull fucked Chuck Norris and shit on your mothers chest. At first there was nothing, emptiness, cold. Then there was the Freakish Cluster Bear, rampaging through the cosmos creating Heaven, Hell, Earth, God, Satan, Buddah, Shiva and Allah. They sprang up from the virtual oceans of fear, let forth from the stars. It is foretold that, at the end of time, the Freakish Cluster Bear will be released from his bonds by the Chosen One, who will rise up among men to free the Creator. The Freakish Cluster Bear wil then take up its run through the cosmos and decimate all in its path, cleansing the world of all non-believers and those that are unworthy, creating a new utopia for all of his children to thrive and prosper in for all of time.
Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.
The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.
The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.
by Sir Grifficus February 7, 2010
Get the Freakish Cluster Bearmug. A mythical creature who lives in Frackville, Pennsylvania. Can be spotted in Laurel ridge and at the tain. If you come across the Kentucky bear man, do not be alarmed. He is made of booze and creatine.
by jjacav13 December 5, 2021
Get the The Kentucky Bear Manmug. jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death
by christofer1 May 17, 2014
Get the bear holding a sharkmug. A person who is very cuddly and lovable
You want to hug, kiss, and cuddle them all the time
They are real chill and just legit
Are super awesome to be with
He makes the best boyfriend ever
And you can't help but love him
You want to hug, kiss, and cuddle them all the time
They are real chill and just legit
Are super awesome to be with
He makes the best boyfriend ever
And you can't help but love him
Girl 1 "Who you texting?"
Girl 2 "Oh just my Cuddle Boo Bear!"
Girl 1 "You guys are so cute together!!"
Girl 2 "Oh just my Cuddle Boo Bear!"
Girl 1 "You guys are so cute together!!"
by Holli loves Ben March 14, 2014
Get the Cuddle Boo Bearmug. When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
Get the Beached polar bearmug. Honey Bunny Bear is your boo and you protect her whenever for whatever no matter what and no matter how far you got her back and ride for her.
by 17012014 July 11, 2018
Get the Honey Bunny Bearmug. you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them,
A Canadian Bear Trap
A Canadian Bear Trap
by de brad January 22, 2007
Get the Canadian Bear Trapmug.