on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025
Get the wank on the beach mug.When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.
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by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wank mug.A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
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