Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

Schrödinger's Milk Trip

When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.

"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"

by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 09, 2019

expired titty milk

Some nasty ass titty milk gone wrong af; ewwwwww

"EWWWWWWWWW SHE GOT EXPIRED TITTY MILKKKKKKK!!!!"

by Kara Sue Rose Putnam March 19, 2017

choccy milk expert

The act of drinking spunk from another persons aresole.

Hey Ash, fancy some Choccy Milk.

Why sure, you know I’m the Choccy Milk Expert.

by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023

good bread and milk

when a girl looks so leng and sexy that she is consider on a different level of attractivness - originated from tin ziw

'look at that girl shes good bread and milk' 'nah that girl is good bread and milk'

by sirtease June 02, 2022

Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 15, 2021

dish of skim milk

An 18th century term Meaning your weak as fuck

By god he's a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016