beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

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Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.

Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain”

by MDC03 January 1, 2021

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thumb beat

To beat someone with your thumb, only using your thumb and a whipping motion you hit them on the head.. or arm..Thumb beats are Dope.

Mike is on the back seat of the bus raises hit and and smacks cold on the head infront of him cole yells out nice thumb beat and returns the favor

by Aaron clark February 18, 2008

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beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

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Beat The Meat

Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.

Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME

by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

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