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gallow fuck

when you hang out of a girls ass while autoerotic asphixiating
"tom cruise died doing a gallow fuck
by petbeater69 April 28, 2021
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Fuck You

Yeah! Really! That's all they're doing! Holy shit! I mean, I'm clearly more insane but if they were a fire, my ass-hair would be getting singed.
A dumb slut "FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE NOAH! EQUAL!!! EEEEQUAAAAAAL!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"

Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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Fuck You

When you are angry and just want to let off some steam, so you to your friend fuck you to make him mad.
Hey Ron fuck you.
by hahahahahahaFuckYouImFunny January 18, 2021
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crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.
Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.
by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023
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a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
mugGet the a fucking mondaymug.

fuck

To eat something, usually a more wet food.
"He fucked some pizza for dinner last night."
by higstudios January 4, 2025
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re-slut-a-fucked

A fucked out piece of meat that has to be constantly and re-consistently re-slut-a-fucked out to be reminded of what not to do with their time.
The re-slut-a-fucked out piece of meat needed to be re-violently beat the fuck out of her/his/it self, in order to remember it's slutfucked out place
*Not an insult to sluts and/or it's.
by The_Fuck May 18, 2021
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