When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear
by Bikemike2015 December 8, 2021

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.
Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.
by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.
by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021

by AstroThot May 15, 2016

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.
by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024
