Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

Destination fucked

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.

She is going straight to destination fucked.

by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019

Fuck yourself

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.

Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024

What the fuck I’m s’pposed to say

When you're put in a awkward position with nothing to say so you laugh and sing, "what the fuck I'm s'possed to say" as you're walking away, quietly add the ay ay ay"

Credit to boogie wit da hoodie- say A'

“I love you”

“What the fuck i’m s’pposed to say?”

by Maureenmcdesk234 October 30, 2017

Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021

Tuxed fuck

A well-dressed yet appallingly mannered person.

Look at that tuxed fuck, behaving like he runs the place.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018

Fuck

This fucking word is so fucking bad that anyone who says it, reads it, writes it or dreams about it will end up in fucking hell.

God: "Fuck! I said I can't let you into heaven! Please accept it!"

by The Recipe September 25, 2014