fuck (animal)

Its a frog, and a duck together, thats what a fuck is.
fuck (animal)
btw no this is not an inside joke! I just randomly got the idea

Percipient #9272 : is that a dog?
Percipient #2937 : nope, thats a fuck (animal)
Percipient #9272 : oh

by i killed my wife for children April 29, 2023

peking fuck

Sweetest, tenderest, most phenomenal sex with a Chinese person.

Susan: "So Gloria, was Cheng as nice as he looked?"

Gloria: "Oh God yes. The minute he laid his hand on my leg, we were in the back seat having a peking fuck."

by WrecktumDelight July 28, 2024

The fuck-it-sit

When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.

I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.

by M J V D G April 04, 2016

Duck Fuck

When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.

"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."

by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

Fancy Fuck

When you are wearing your suit and you just pull your junk out of the zipper and then lift her skirt up and fuck her..

Or advanced acrobatic fucking..

I'm gonna Fancy fuck your vag.. With my diock..

by usacycling January 22, 2016

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

fuck the brakes

Means I totally disregard what you regard…
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!

Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥

by Ewrecka October 21, 2022