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fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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Fuck you

A phrase that describes endearment. It can also be used as a phrase to describe love and affection and the need to get it on.
by Not really the definitions April 11, 2022
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Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch
Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste
by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
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elephant fucking

It's when a man traps his female in a corner and smashes her with his dick until she dies
She had a really bad kink for elephant fucking but she knew that would kill her
by Daddy Jesus December 8, 2016
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Bright as fuck

by DangleDrop November 12, 2021
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Fucking out

When the stresses of one's life become so overbearing that they strip themself naked and start arbitrarily fucking the space or room that they occupy.
Yeah, he doesn't go here anymore. He got caught fucking out.
by ComeOnEileen04 June 17, 2022
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Home As Fuck

When you are in for the night and unwilling to leave no matter how cool the opportunity is.
Friend: Hey, there's a killer party out in Williamsburg tonight. You wanna come with me?
Me: No thanks, I'm home as fuck.
by High-End Company July 30, 2016
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