fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
Get the fucking Hopelessmug. A phrase that describes endearment. It can also be used as a phrase to describe love and affection and the need to get it on.
"I want to fuck you tonight"
by Not really the definitions April 11, 2022
Get the Fuck youmug. by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
Get the Pickle Dick Fuck Cuntmug. by Daddy Jesus December 8, 2016
Get the elephant fuckingmug. When the stresses of one's life become so overbearing that they strip themself naked and start arbitrarily fucking the space or room that they occupy.
by ComeOnEileen04 June 17, 2022
Get the Fucking outmug. Friend: Hey, there's a killer party out in Williamsburg tonight. You wanna come with me?
Me: No thanks, I'm home as fuck.
Me: No thanks, I'm home as fuck.
by High-End Company July 30, 2016
Get the Home As Fuckmug. 