Fuck around

When a situation is beyond being fixed; Or when a day or period of time in a person's life is one shitty thing after another; A expression use by a person when they finally except there run of bad luck.

My car broke down, me and my old lady's on the outs and work called me in on my day off...fuck around

by MickeyD6781 June 11, 2020

Tuxed fuck

A well-dressed yet appallingly mannered person.

Look at that tuxed fuck, behaving like he runs the place.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

Abso-fucking-lutely

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.

"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

by Boobookittyfuck702 February 18, 2019

Chop fucking Chop

Demanding someone to do something faster.

Chop fucking chop (persons name)

by Unmoldify December 23, 2023

Fuck

The most versatile word that can be put anywhere and everywhere. Most commonly used for:
a) anger

b) when discussing sexual intercourse
c) when you're talking to ya mates
d) anything else.

warning don't use when speaking infront of parental guidance.

e.g 1-
Guy 1: How many fucking times do i have to fucking tell you mother fucker. I COULDA DROPPED MY FUCKING CROSSAINT.
Guy 2: Fuck bro im sorry.

e.g 2-
Girl: Oh fuck, i wanna fuck him
Guy: Get in fucking line

by aussie_dicks October 9, 2019

dumb fuck

When someone is acting dumb and is stupid

Boy: wanna go swimming?
Girl: it's in the middle of winter you dumb fuck

by xxbabezxx May 22, 2015