by Real McCoy January 18, 2020

by Killah420 May 17, 2022

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

by BabeyBarbara February 19, 2017

by Žodynas July 23, 2018

Blowing a load with gonnarea
by Funny fella September 12, 2018

The f word is a horrible horrible word used by ignorant chavs that just had their balls dropped..........
Using it would result in an immediate execution, an event that would be watched by the Queen of England .
It is tradition for the head to roll past the Queen's feet, so that she can SPIT on your face..
But be careful not to get horny and staff on her forehead!!
Using it would result in an immediate execution, an event that would be watched by the Queen of England .
It is tradition for the head to roll past the Queen's feet, so that she can SPIT on your face..
But be careful not to get horny and staff on her forehead!!
Big Batty Betty: "rah fam I met this guy n he was bare Peng but I got bored because he had a small dick"
Big Batty Betty's friend: "Ay is he still available I kinda wanna fuck"
Police, quietly eavesdropping: " OI BRUV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. THATS AN IMMEDIATE ARREST. WASH UR NECK YH. CAUSE ITS GONNA BE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEED"
Big Batty Betty's friend: "Ay is he still available I kinda wanna fuck"
Police, quietly eavesdropping: " OI BRUV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. THATS AN IMMEDIATE ARREST. WASH UR NECK YH. CAUSE ITS GONNA BE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEED"
by Small chose October 26, 2019
