Barrel-Fuck

Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.

"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."

by W0W32987 January 4, 2023

Cheap fuck

Fucking cheap cunt that won't do nothing but fucking around

Dan only play cheap games what a cheap fuck

by Awfuckyea January 24, 2019

ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.

"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."

by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024

Fuck it robe

A robe you wear when you just don't give a fuck anymore.

-Dude is James okay? He is wearing a fuck it robe.
-No James wife left him he has given up.

by Captain_Nova July 3, 2017

Big Loud Fuck

Another expression for a blowhard but with a more expletive charged and greater emotional impact.

Friend 1: What is your opinion of this politician.

Friend 2: He/She always appeals to his/her constituents biggest irrational fears and hatreds. He/She is nothing but a big loud fuck.

by TheToesKnows February 20, 2024

functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

by SmartSuka February 12, 2017

fucking bleeps

The vocal reaction you have when you're totally pissed off after hearing one too many bleeps while watching an R-rated film on a "family" channel.

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, but all these fucking bleeps are driving me crazy!

by backinbowl February 20, 2010