jap-slap

When backhand some bitch for pissing you off and the knuckle marks and laugh at them when they are on the ground crying like a little child
Ali fighting anyone of his opponents
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
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Slap & Tickle

An activity, usually ingaged between high school age boys, that involes flirtatious touching and harassment to solicit an equal reaction.
Those boys will never get there work done if they don't quit playing Slap & Tickle.
by Easy Ez September 04, 2010
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slashdot slap

Exactly the same as the slashdot effect but much more fun to say. To be slashdot slapped is when your website is listen on slash dot causing a huge spike in traffic.

Many of these sites can not handle the extra thousands of hits and go down, that is being slash dot slapped.
"O man, I totally got slashdot slapped, I shouldn't have posted those pictures of the new Xbox 720."
by Lusty McLester November 17, 2005
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Monkey Slap

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.
After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.
by sickpuppy37 December 19, 2010
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cock slap

I am going to cock slap him. I must sneak up on him and stab him, he is "cockslapped!"
by njt0900 January 16, 2010
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carpet slap

My mom slapped the carpet cuz there wasa bug in it
by Nohbdy September 02, 2003
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slap the dog

yo, after i hit the bitch fo' times, i slapped the dog!
by Vinny Fata March 07, 2004
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