sexy toes

Sexy toes is a disease that you can get if you shove your chode up dat minjehole and don't wash it.

Last night I almost got sexy toes disease

by Topshaggermatty October 19, 2018

Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.

Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.

by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009

pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"

by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 6, 2017

toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024

camel toe highway

A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.

Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.

"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"

by GC_Camelhunter December 11, 2022

toes

those weird things connected to your FUCKING FEET THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS OKAY TO SHOW THEM OFF

girl 1-did you see hailey’s toes today

girl 2-omg yes. she went put them away. they keep barking at me

by coconut2617 March 3, 2024

Toe Jogan

A bastardized name for Joe Rogan, the popular American Podcaster.
Its used to mock him on certain topics, such as DMT, which Joe is seriously obsessed with.

Person 1: Hey dude have you ever tried DMT?
Person 2: Bruh you have been watching too much Toe Jogan

by Brachios July 22, 2021