Ghosted

When your Windows 10 mixed reality software is installed in your skull without visible hardware, and illusions of people start appearing all around you like translucent ghosts. Usually, they make you see a psychiatrist after, and send you to a mental hospital.

1: Did you just see that.
2: See what?
1: I just saw that Twitch streamer I'm following take a shit on my bathroom floor. I'm getting ghosted hard.
2: See a professional.

by ARHZer0 December 7, 2019

Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 8, 2019

Ghost grope

When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.

Josh ghost groped Dawn as he walked by,leaving her pussy soaking wet & confused as to who done it.

by Burwizzle December 14, 2019

Guilty ghosting

Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again

Daaaamn I texted him I want to be gangbanged, I’ve been guilty ghosting him eversince.

by Xtrzx December 20, 2019

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

Ghost Dicking

The act of mentally twisting af persons mind, aka fucking it

"I totally ghost dicking that girl bro"

by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019

Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019