A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017
1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
Specific team of gamers who are constantly murdering kids mostly in Halo 2 and 3, but by instinct they own every other game they play. Team EtH orginally derived from the word ethereal, which means heavenly, godly, or not of this world.
Boy-Wow, me and darren just got raped last night in Halo 3.
Friend-Damn by who?
Boy-Some kids who play on Team EtH, they go by the name DeaDShoT and PureKhAoS. They've got some dirty double work.
Friend-Shit i'll stay away from them.
Friend-Damn by who?
Boy-Some kids who play on Team EtH, they go by the name DeaDShoT and PureKhAoS. They've got some dirty double work.
Friend-Shit i'll stay away from them.
by J.COPE 252 February 06, 2008
A group or team of friends who habitually partake in smoking substance, particularly from a bowl or bong.
by SomeoneWhoIsntMeyayaya July 18, 2011
by That guy with the face January 24, 2015
by MamaOvi January 06, 2020
Insane people, who think Edward is a better choice for Bella, even though he left her, made her suicidal, and nearly killed her with his kid.
by t.h.1155 November 10, 2020