was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.
shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent
by potato447 March 5, 2019

by backup-potato September 27, 2021

UR A POTATO
by djaondujq0a9pfunqa9fpinJ January 14, 2020

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.
Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

by Saidwhattttt May 26, 2018

Potato - I'm bored
By singing potato you can summon the God of potatos which can grant you a potato in any form.
YOUR A POTATO! - Meaning you Suck or your Fat mainly You Suck.
By singing potato you can summon the God of potatos which can grant you a potato in any form.
YOUR A POTATO! - Meaning you Suck or your Fat mainly You Suck.
by AllyTheDemon December 4, 2020
