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Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.
I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.
by John Conde June 19, 2023
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bug monster

aka monster hunter bug..errr i mean monster bug errr monster hunter world. the game is mp game but you can only play sp due to some issues. let's pray for them to fix those issues so the game can be what it was meant to be.
andré plays bug monster with all his imaginary friends, they also use hacks
by el_sultan August 21, 2018
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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
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pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name
dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!
by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024
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monster

find fault with or rebuke very badly.
The critics proceeded to monster the director's latest film, highlighting every flaw and expressing their disdain for the storyline.
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)
He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.
by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023
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glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.
Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.
by Botta Bing July 28, 2019
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