chris is a really sweet person he normally has an amazing personality, he’s super funny and is such an amazing person in whole. you’ll normally see chris in a flannel or sweats he is normally blonde and is literally hot asf. he’s nice ( when he wants to be) he likes calling people beaners , he’s obsessed with blonds and has a really sweet heart, you’ve just got to facetime him once and you already know he’s one of the best people you’ll meet, he’s goofy and is super hot. again. he’s tall, and likes to work out. his eyes are super pretty and his laugh is the cutest thing you’ll ever hear ! if you meet a chris keep him he’s amazing
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
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by Gmoose October 21, 2025
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2. Someone who will tip a beer on the floor and then pretend to finish the drink
2. Someone who will tip a beer on the floor and then pretend to finish the drink
by Hucklehoff October 4, 2018
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A guy I know plays this game for many hours almost every day, but he always talks about how much he hates the game, as he continues to play it. I think he has a case of The Chris Effect
by JoeModest July 10, 2025
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Chris elbowed me!
by Anonymous1587 February 11, 2020
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by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
Get the chris christie express mug.Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
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