2 sided Dildo

A dildo that the top side is a wiener and the bottom is also a wiener attached together.

This 2 sided dildo is amazing for doggy style.

by koolroy98 March 11, 2012

1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.

Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

by doubbleprower2 January 4, 2021

2 incher dude

a guy that has a fucken small as dick but claims its big he also think he is the shit and he asks for nudes and when he is done with you he will block you

girl : he sent me a dick pic and its small

friend: oh damm
friend : sees him

friend: fucken 2 incher dude
girl : shhhh lol
friend : but he has a 2 incher dude

by skinnynipples February 24, 2020

bicycle built for 2

homosexual 69or mutual oral sex - so called because the person on top resembles the position of riding a bicycle

i saw this pr0n vid where two hot chicks were riding the bicycle built for 2io, cunnilingus, queer

by t045t May 25, 2011

2 glazed hams

TITTIES!!!!

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!

by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016

2 bi 4

Sex between 2 bisexual women and 4
Heterosexual men

Sara and Stacy never dreamed they would be in a 2 bi 4. Next thing you know there were four naked men.

by WordsmithTD December 5, 2018

Corpse Reviver 2

A really disgusting tasting cocktail that is strong enough to revive a corpse.

3/4 ounce gin.
3/4 ounce Cointreau.
3/4 ounce Lillet blanc.
3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice.
2 dashes absinthe

Person 1: Ugh, I just wanna forget everything.
Person 2: One Corpse Reviver 2 coming right up, broski...

by Lietuviu Kurvis February 4, 2010