Suck ya mum

An insult mainly used by 7 year old Fortnite players when they are angry with someone for not giving them a golden scar.

Billy: gimme that scar

Terry: nah g
Billy: well suck ya mum

by Fannyfucker420 April 22, 2021

crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.

He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.

by N.Y. September 29, 2006

half sucked mango

Half sucked mango- a person who is half done, or a dumbass

Is that John?

No that’s a half sucked mango

by Isabellalookslikeavirgin June 21, 2018

Pro-suck-tive

A day when you get a lot of things done, but overall it sucks.

Guy 1: So, how was work yesterday?
Guy2: Awful. I got all my reports filed, but I felt sick most of the time and then spilled hot coffee all over myself. Overall, it was pretty pro-suck-tive.

by VidaVee April 20, 2010

suck my pud

Pud is a slang word for penis.

Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.

by jimmybomm February 05, 2021

Suck My Balls

The person who says this phrase is in-fact gay and has zero (0) friends.

Katie says “Suck my balls”
Katie is in-fact gay

by Smart Man46362 May 17, 2022

Mexican Suck-and-blow

When a guy is having a threesome with 2 chicks and he farts in one chick's mouth. That chick then proceeds to suck the fart in and blow it into chick #2's mouth. Chick #2 then inhales the fart and blows it back into the guy's asshole where the fart originated and they all continue fucking.

Hey you 2 chicks wanna play some Mexican suck and blow.

by Otis jack April 16, 2004