slashdot slap

Exactly the same as the slashdot effect but much more fun to say. To be slashdot slapped is when your website is listen on slash dot causing a huge spike in traffic.

Many of these sites can not handle the extra thousands of hits and go down, that is being slash dot slapped.

"O man, I totally got slashdot slapped, I shouldn't have posted those pictures of the new Xbox 720."

by Lusty McLester November 18, 2005

cock slap

When a soldier in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II kill someone with a Knife.

I am going to cock slap him. I must sneak up on him and stab him, he is "cockslapped!"

by njt0900 February 14, 2010

Monkey Slap

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.

After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.

by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010

slap the dog

VerB: to throw in the towel, give up, or quit

yo, after i hit the bitch fo' times, i slapped the dog!

by Vinny Fata March 6, 2004

carpet slap

"The act of slapping the pussy"

My mom slapped the carpet cuz there wasa bug in it

by Nohbdy September 2, 2003

pecker slap

when one backhands another in the testicular region for being a fag and watches them fall to their knees in pain and laughs

shut up before i pecker slap you, you fag

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 21, 2005

slap dicks

1. Tha niggaz you hook up wit and shit
2. Everybody else that ain't me

say what the beat is cupcake hows work and every thing tell ya mom what up it was nice seeing her and stuff and it was nice seeing you to 

also tell ya slap dicks was up to but anyway ill fucks wit ya later 1 xoxox mauh

by Gabe & Ken October 9, 2008