Hoe Ring

Hoe Ring: like a toe ring, but for hoes

#That girl over there... has a hoe ring
What's it made out of?
#my soul and diamonds
#so struck gold?

by Bohomeanian July 5, 2016

moon ring

Someone's butthole with a sweaty ring of poo residue around it.

She loves it when I rub her moon ring from behind.

by WillDiggity November 30, 2016

mud ringer

That guy who says he wants to hang out but declines every time he is asked

Alexey is a mud ringer

by Kim02 December 2, 2016

deep ring

Vaginal fisting stimulation given to one's partner while wearing jewelry such as rings on one of more finger.

Kaylyn and Jill tried deep ringing for the first time today.

by Djackson35 January 1, 2017

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

arm ring

A band of metal that goes around ones arm to signify badassery. Usually given by someone who has many but sometimes taken off of the body of those you have slain.

"He's a man to reckon with look at all his arm rings!"

by UnclUncle March 5, 2017

Red Ring Of Death

The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.

"Fuck, my game froze." *notices Red Ring Of Death* "FUCK!!!"

by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017