frozen supermarket pizzas

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius

"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024

Pizza

A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.

Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"

by carrot34344pp December 3, 2023

Pizza suacing

When group of straight flurries (sometimes gay) order a mozzarella pepperoni pizza. The furries go to a hotel near a fur con. They get a room, they then stand in a circle. The innocent pizza is placed in the the middle of the group. The furries then ejaculate on the pizza, they then put the pizza in the hall.

Damn, did you see that, Jerry? Looks like another group do some pizza suacing.

by Purple Demi venison January 13, 2025

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012

pizza

a circle of pineapple

''Pineapple belongs on pizza''

by sazdfcgvhjkl September 7, 2022

John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

Pizza

A food that is baked in an oven with bread sauce and there should be pineapples.

What do you want to eat for dinner?
How About pizza!

by PrestonShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 30, 2022