Pizza

Is a Lebanese invention. First created by Mohammad al Pisira in the late 10th century AD, in the city of Tyre, he sought to combine pita bread with sauce of the Tomato, and lebanese cheese creating the first what he called pita, cheese and tomato, or pct for short. And Italian man visiting Lebanon on his way to Jerusalem, tried PCT, and decided to replicate in his home country. Seeking to give Mohammad his due credit, he called the dish Pizza after Pisara, but the original creator was lost to most.

Yo Mo, you say the Lebanese invented everything
Yeah but did you know the Lebanese invented Pizza? Check urban dictionary

by Pizzaman626262 November 2, 2021

Burning a pizza roll

Run over a black person and make the squirt red and white substances

Tyrone made me mad so I started burning a pizza roll

by Riquisha November 5, 2021

Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.

Carpet pizza.

by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022

Dropped the pizza

When a dude pulls out and finishes into an empty pizza box and yells “it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!”

Man, last night Jackie and I went to picklemans last night and on the way back we dropped the pizza.

by stlbill2018 March 22, 2022

pineapple pizza

It's pizza.
But with pieces of pineapple on it.
It tastes...eh.

Person A: I got pizza!
Person B: Is it pineapple pizza?
Person A: 'course it is

by Mr.Reee March 26, 2022

New York Pizza Pocket

when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.

Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?

Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”

by rubberduckie28 March 29, 2022

Pizza

Thing I want to steal

Give me Pizza

by sweaty gamer balls January 25, 2022