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K-Rocked

To get and accept a meeting request at 4:30 on a Friday.
Fuck I am never going to get out of this place tonight Dan, I just got K-Rocked.
by pdawgs September 3, 2011
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Hot Rocks

The act of shooting water up ur butt while showering, causing hot turd to come out
I was washing cleaning my butthole vigorously and shot some Hot Rocks
by unknownpope January 20, 2011
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chris rock

a black comedian who thinks every one who ain't black is a racists. he is so funny that i'd see every movie he's in cuz i kno its funny.
in tha words of chris rock "why it got to be a white christmas why can't it be a black christmas"
by lil' romeo's wifey December 28, 2005
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crap rock

A genre of music made famous in the early 21st century by the band White Stripes, centered around making a multi-million dollar Compact Disc digital recording sound like a 5 dollar vinyl record from the 60's. The music itself is simple in nature, and is often what most beginning musicians write in their early attempts at creating decent music. Brought into the mainstream by scene kids who thought that listening to an underground band was cool; Do not make the mistake in believing that these crap rock artists are all bad musicians, but just that most make it their goal to make bad music for people with no taste to eat up, while the artist makes money for music that most would consider unfit for major label backing.
(Jill)- "Hey Jack, have you heard the new White Stripes album?"

(Jack)- "Sorry Jill, I don't listen to crap rock."
by Chris & Kc September 30, 2005
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Kid Rock

A modern day mixture of AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Metallica, Hank Williams Jr, Johnny Cash, Charlie Daniels, Run DMC, Beasty Boys, and Whodini
by Metalhead redneck March 19, 2009
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rock tease

Rock Tease: n (Rok Teez) - A hipster that works you up about getting you in on the guest list for a sweet rock show, but must bail for some reason.

Reasons can include:

- Their indie music zine editor's gross miscommunications or lack of effective organizational skills.

- Mixing up the actual dates for the show, thus jeopardizing their ability to get on the guest list.

- Any number of lame excuses
1. Paul, you promised to get me into the Dinosaur Jr. show tonight as your photographer, but apparently Geoff already told some one else to cover it instead. You are such a rock tease!

2. Man, that roadie that told us he would hook us up with free tickets was a huge rock tease.
by Chipsterz December 28, 2008
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