video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.

Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."

by Slamberelli July 28, 2017

Get your little horse out of the rain

“Get your little horse out of the rain” is an expression used towards to someone that is cocky or just to say to someone give up on something you know is impossible to happen

M - Hey, please go out with me, im desperate.
S - Go getting your little house out of the rain, bitch, not even in your dreams.

O - You are such a slut…
H - WOWOWOWOWOW get your little horse out of the rain, you dont know anything about me

by Veerah September 1, 2021

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.

Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.

by kangawallafox69 December 6, 2020

Horse

A beautiful majestic animal that is used for riding

Horses are beautiful.

by Fluffy Fox July 8, 2021

Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.

Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.

by All the way to the top November 29, 2021