Look I'm Cole Michael Armenta, "My day was so fucking terrible, I didn't get any big hard juicy cock in my mouth, fuck my life, I'm gonna kill myself."
by fatjuicycock69 April 6, 2022
Get the Cole Michael Armentamug. People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out
Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
by Brushbruh November 29, 2021
Get the Beat a Michael daymug. When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!
by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010
Get the the michael jordan v2mug. Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
Get the michael jordan jeansmug. Stupid blonde bitch that lives in nixa missouri accuses people of things he don’t know shit about and knows nothing about life and honestly will suck ur dick for a dollar
by The mf nigga October 1, 2019
Get the Michael Edgar Millermug. Michael Cordero Vlogs is notoriously known for his Eurovision reactions. He has done vlogs in the past and not to mention vlogs as well.
by ReactionMan04 April 20, 2020
Get the michael cordero vlogsmug. When a band’s drummer plays with one drumming glove, as opposed to both gloves. This is done either for increased grip for one hand, personal style or in extreme scenarios to protect blisters from prolonged drumming. The term references the King of Pop singer Michael Jackson, who famously performed with one glove.
guitarist: I think he dug those drumming gloves we chipped in for.
bassist: Did you see he’s only wearing one glove?
Guitarist: Well, he’s a michael jackson drummer. He’s bad and I mean that in the MJ way, where bad means good.
Bassist: Yeah, he can really "Beat It" all right.
bassist: Did you see he’s only wearing one glove?
Guitarist: Well, he’s a michael jackson drummer. He’s bad and I mean that in the MJ way, where bad means good.
Bassist: Yeah, he can really "Beat It" all right.
by PaintInMotion May 12, 2018
Get the michael jackson drummermug.