strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it

person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”

by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

Yi long

Yi long is a guy who has a lot more to himself than you think. He isn't shy but isnt really outgoing. He'd much rather be at home, alone, then at school facing all the work and challenge it brings. He goes to school anyways to see his friends, whom he trusts with most of his secrets and untold emotions. He respects those that he feels deserve his respect and when it comes to what he believes in, nothing can change his mind. He is wise, very wise. He gives the best advice and tries his best to understand you. He is the cutest thing you will ever lay your eyes on. His personality is different. He can be mean but can also be the sweetest in the world. He is loyal, trustworthy, kind, caring, loving, honest, and everything good in a person you could find. He has the biggest heart and a brave soul. He is everything a girl could dream of packed into one person. He's also incredibly funny and has real skills when it comes to video games. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet and one you will never forget. He will change your life and change it for the better.

My friend Yi long is a very very nice person to be with.

by Tan tek chow September 26, 2020

Long end of the stick

When you're a big poopyhead

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.

by jonblo November 23, 2020

Long Jump

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"

Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.

by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020

Long Island Night

At Oberlin College, Wednesday nights are reserved for Long Island Nights at the Feve (a local bar). It is time to get drunk and find hotties and hopefully not get ID'd.

Hey man, remember Naiya? We out to Long Island Night cuz I want to run into her and her friends ALWAYS go.

by DERK#1 April 10, 2024

long meatball

A VERY LOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong meatball

CARSON ITS A LONG MEATBALL

by yeetboy1 December 28, 2019