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I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow
*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit
by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023
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Just Wonderin’

An expression used when an associate (most commonly a suspicious girl friend or wife), has been seriously contemplating your possible (likely) infidelity or unfaithfulness. This expression usually is in reference to your whereabouts within the previous 24 hours, before the gf/wife has been able to make any real discoveries. This, leaving her at this point, just wonderin’.
Girlfriend: Hi baby, I’m so happy your home... where did you go after work last night?
You: I cane home.
Girlfriend: No, I mean before you cane home?
You: I did a few things, why, what’s with all the detective work?
Girlfriend: Oh, just wonderin’.
by JackJermaine69 May 29, 2018
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Let’s just be friends

The words that your crush says to u when u say u like them then in their head they’re going: ‘ Shit. I don’t like like them. How do I tell them?*Looks on urbandictionary.com* oh ok,’. A.K.A The death of you ESPECIALLY if you said it in front of other people.
Dude-ess: I love you.
Dude’s Head: Damn it I don’t like them
Dude: Let’s just be friends...
by Numnumcookie1234yeet January 24, 2020
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A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.
Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."
by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025
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just like that

when something of value is easily and purposefully broken
Friend 1: Yeah he just broke up with me after being together for 2 years

Friend 2 : Damn nga just like that..
Friend 1 : makes me wonder if he ever cared
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Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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