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I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.
"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)
by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017
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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes
a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick
b: “dhdiodksneudu”
by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
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Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021
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BLUE HAT

WEARING A BLUE HAT MEANS THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT ASS
Bro you're wearing a blue hat you know what that means right?

no?

It means you like to eat ass
by nigger kojo January 9, 2025
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"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.
dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
by tim,, November 24, 2021
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Picture rocks hat trick

When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year
Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley
by Bishopironside February 18, 2021
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Hat trick

Scoring a goal with fancy foot work or foot trick
Bella had an amazing rainbow hat trick
by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018
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