Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End

Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.

by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

Horse

A beautiful majestic animal that is used for riding

Horses are beautiful.

by Fluffy Fox July 8, 2021

Henry The Horse

Slang for LSD, derived from the song 'Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!' by The Beatles on their album 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' in 1967.

I had dozens of things to get done but I met with Henry The Horse and now I'm not sure where the last 12 hours went.

by BillMack291 April 24, 2022

Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.

Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.

by All the way to the top November 29, 2021

The Horse Challenge

A challenge in which *Male 1* inserts his penis inside *Male 2* anus and tries not to get caught by being behind of *Male 2* at all times while participating in the challenge. People might say it’s completely gay while others think it’s just a silly challenge and completely harmless fun.

In Breaking News, there’s a new challenge making the rounds on social media. It’s called The Horse Challenge and we’ve got Mark with us to explain more. Mark?

by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024