Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019
by Handsy with Manny December 27, 2017
Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny
by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 31, 2021
Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …
“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”
by Quinnradio January 29, 2023
the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)
by organicwhopper April 06, 2022
by Mjdk13 January 06, 2022
A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”
by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022