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friends with malevolence

Friends that tease, make fun of, and generally like to cause evil or mean actions to each other. Whether or not these friends are being serious or not often depends on the friends.
I like to make fun of my friends acne because we are friends with malevolence.
by Charter School June 11, 2014
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faraway friend

Friend lacking much benefit or daily interaction:one contacts the other friendly favors are needed
The guy and girl are faraway friends who live in the same city.They only contact each other for informative reasons or for trade,insight or buying of goods services,etc.
by La_femme_boss November 23, 2013
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friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
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Toxic friend

This type of person is someone that you find yourself very close to but only realize that they don’t totally measure up of what u thought they were. You find yourself always talking having fun but they drop you instantly without a reason Similar to fake
Bruh. She is such a toxic friend for not making the effort to talk to me even though I am always trying to be there.
by DAREAL1 December 6, 2019
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online friends

polu+jas
even doe we are continents apart
and time zones apart
but we still make the time
and hopefully one day we will meet
omg look its the online friends polu and jas
by fuckvalorant March 14, 2022
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Fake friends

fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em
Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh
by the kanjar that live next door December 16, 2019
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Disco Friends

1. Like your friends, but on drugs.

2. When friends take drugs together such as Molly or Shrooms 3. Friends who do drugs together
We always roll together, we are disco friends
by AllyHan September 22, 2011
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