real.

Something used by people who have no friends to describe a serious situation that they think is funny which it usually is.

: my dad died.
: real.

by Anderson Doom November 5, 2022

Real Spill

A term that can only be uttered and used by the chosen few so strongly confined in "real spill" itself to use it to describe a very true or lifelike situation. It is not something so simply defined and measured by the limitations of human language. Real spill.

Bowly: Man, my girlfriend got pregnant again.

Ryan: "Real spill"

by realspill225 March 6, 2024

real nigga gday

real nigga gday is a day to celebrate you’re real 🥷🏾

“happy real nigga gday homie!”
“what’s real nigga gday?”
“a day to celebrate and appreciate ya realest ones out there🤞”

by realonesfrfr January 21, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

da real ones

Them guys you look at and can just tell they real as hell

The guys are da real ones

by Jelly 2 tuff May 10, 2022

real

The real sad meaning of this word is this word is used for when your so hurt or troubled that words cant express how bad you feel or how depressed you are or how lonely you are.

Person1: Damn look at them they are kissing behind that tree
Person2:damn.... real well bye im gonna go commit suicide

by TitaniumArctic November 19, 2023

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021