Facebook Californian 

Someone from california who joins a group/becomes a fan of a large number of California related things just to show off that he/she is from California. This person is also one of the few people in California that actually uses the word"cali" and not as a joke to make fun of out-of-staters trying to sound cool.

bob: Alyssa just joined "I am from california therefore I am automatically cooler than you", "In-n-out...it's a cali thing", "we got more bounce in california", "In california we dont have snowdays, we have fireweeks" and "blah blah blah in california/it's a cali thing"

john: She's a facebook californian

Facebook Californian by 8888883383555454 March 21, 2010

facebook war 

the act of posting fabulous pictures of yourself and others to make your nemesis jealous and think you are living an absolutely taggable life

"did you see her new pictures!? i cant belive shes hanging out wiht them!"

"ya- Now its an all out facebook war!"

facebook war by Bannie August 16, 2008

Facebook Alzheimer's

When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.

Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's

Facebook Alzheimer's by J Rumundo May 27, 2009

Facebook Fever 

when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. Dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking Daniel Tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. Usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.

Wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever

"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay

Facebook Fever by hey my name is zeeb October 9, 2010

Facebook Referee 

Someone who breaks up stupid facebook fights. Usually someone who is tired of people using facebook to argue and would just like to see the two combatants fall in deep holes. Usually a person who doesn't know the the people arguing that well, and so will not face backlash from either of them later on for breaking up the facebook fight.

Facebook User 1: y0ure dummm!

Facebook User 2: n0 yore dummm!

Facebook referee: Will you both shut up and do something productive with your lives?

Facebook Referee by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

facebook schedule 

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

facebook schedule by aildforsaken December 15, 2009

facebook tart 

A woman whom puts her sex life all over Facebook, or trys to whore herself out on Facebook!

Jennifer decided to become a facebook tart after having gone through a bad break-up with her boyfriend!

facebook tart by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010